It’s been a long time since I have dropped any fresh Paintball Ruined My Life merch! You can find t-shirts, long sleeves, crewneck sweatshirts, hoodies, beanies, and hats in-store now at Some of my favorites are below.

HK Army Reload Ball Hauler (Light Smoke)
  • Holds up to 1000 Paintballs
  • Easy Access Loading Spout w/ Lock Lid
  • Large Pouring Spout w/ Lock Lid
  • Five Volume Level Marks

Yo! My name is Brad Johnson, I'm the author/creator/owner/janitor of Paintball Ruined My Life. I worked in the paintball industry for over 16 years, before starting this website and my YouTube channel.